Art by Heather Theurer
That amazing LILO one though, with a secret appearance of nemo…
I hirpled crossed the street after I twisted my ankle.
I hurkled my friend’s arm.
I really hope that with all these notes, someone pointed out that this person used the word hurkle completely wrong.
Give this ALL THE NOTES please.
I dont wanna date boys who are so unbelievably insecure and obsessed with whatever I did in sex life prior to meeting them. You look at me and all you can think about is other guys pounding me? Sounds like a personal problem, asshole.
Kid: Why is it so bad for girls to be “a slut?”
Me: Oh, it isn’t really. But guys don’t like when a girl has a lot of sexual experience cause then they can tell if a guy is good or bad in bed. They prefer girls to be virgins, cause then she can’t tell how bad he might be at it.
oh shiiiiit, that last comment is gold
John Green said it best: “Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?” No, and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this front than men. Also, it’s such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine if I tried eating Cheerios for breakfast. Would Cheerios be like ‘I’m the 48th cereal you’ve tried eating!? I don’t feel special.’ Well then screw you Cheerios, I can’t go into the past and uneat all those cereals, but that doesn’t mean I don’t genuinly enjoy your wholegrain crunch…”
All of this
how about no one be a slut? its one thing to have more than one sexual partner, and its another thing to be known for sleeping with anyone and having no standards on who they share the most intimate act you can do with another person with just anyone. this goes for males and females. i promise that if you sleep with 50 people before you’re 25, you will regret it somewhere down the road.
Just a few reasons of why I don’t need feminism.
someone help him find his upper lip
^^ I did a cartoon like spit take when i read this. I swear you never fail to entertain me or hold my interest. Keep spreading the good word darling!